FCUK

Isn’t love the sickest thing you have ever experienced? If you haven’t, just be glad for it. Really. There are no butterflies in one’s stomach, there’s only nausea. And the glow in some person’s eyes? C’mon man, you know when someone has very shiny eyes he/she has the flu or he/she’s about to cry. And people don’t give a shit. They’re fuck with you all over the place, they mock with your face, they humiliate you and they don’t make you feel high above – that’s weed by the way – they make you feel the most powerless person, the littlest tiny thing, the most unimportant, ridiculously irrelevant stuff on earth. And that’s just the beginning. Because if that person has an interest in you, whether it’s money or just the fact you happen to be a really good fuck, oh boy, are you screwed. And not in the good sense. They can actually make you feel like you are very important, irreplaceable, like you are his/her life. Then you start to realize he/she has another life besides that one… and you just seem too fat to fit in the picture. «Sorry, it would be easier to put an elephant in kate moss’s panties. But maybe we can stay friends… you know, you can come over with that sexy little thing on and we can have some fun… like friends, you know? Just like the old times… oh, but I’m way too busy to do whatever you want to do next week because I have so much work. Hey, but you can still come over. The garden? No, the weather’s not so good around here – though we live in the same city and the sun is shining at your window. Hey, but you can still come over, you know, here in my bedroom it’s always very hot. Coffee? Sorry, I don’t have time for that, I have this paper to deliver… hey, but you can still come over.» Just give me a fucking break, love isn’t real, not even between children and their parents. It is just a sick idea to sell postcards and flowers and chocolates. And by the way, once Christmas is arriving, go preach something even more unrealistic and absurd than love: your god’s birth from his holly virgin mother. Yeah, he was probably made by love!